“Are you from San Francisco?”
“5th generation. I notice that the people who are from here really seem like they’re from here.”
“How so?”
“They give you really direct eye contact that’s present, but shy too.”
“So you like living here?”
“I love it.”
“You feel like you’ll be staying here indefinitely?”
“That depends on how successful I can be here. I’ve thought about leaving, but my ancestors, who are all aliens who look like bowling pins, told me that my destiny is tied to this place.”
“As soon as I saw you I knew that we were going to be friends.”