“I’m down here visiting from Seattle, I love it down here.”
“How’s Seattle compare to here?”
“It’s actually ahead of the curve in a lot of ways. You can get married there, you can smoke weed.”
“Definitely need to make a visit up there soon. So it’s the 21st, do you know about the Mayan calendar ending today?”
“Yep.”
“So if you only had 24 hours to live what would you do?”
“Exactly what I’m doing now. Take a me day, no work, get a manicure. Enjoy myself.”