I was sitting at Bean Bag cafe about to eat the breakfast burrito I ordered and this guy said, “Hey, what is that?" 

"It’s a breakfast burrito.”

“It looks good. What’s in it?”

“Eggs, cheese, avocado, rice and beans.”

“That sounds good.”

“It is, everything is really good here but this is one of my favorites. You know what it? It’s really too big to eat by yourself. You get about 80% of the way done and you’re pretty full but it’s not really enough burrito to save so you eat it and-”

“-then you have to take a nap.”

“Exactly. So take half.”

“No. I couldn’t do that.”

I hand him half.

“You’re saving me a food coma.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah.”

“Well okay, I’m not gonna turn it down. Let us buy you a beer.”

“Sure, I’ll take a beer.”

“What are you having?”

“What are you guys having?”

“Hef.”

“I like Hef.”

“Cool. This place is so awesome.”

“You live in this area?”

“Naw, I live in the Inner Sunset. I just moved here a couple months ago from LA.”

“What brought you up here?”

“We fell in love, and I was worried because I just got out of a relationship, but this has been the best two months ever. I fucking love northern California.”

“Yep, there’s no place like it.”

“I know, I’m never going back.”