“What do you like to do in the city?”

“I go out a lot. The nightlife here is good.”

“You got any crazy stories from your nightlife adventures?”

“Just last night I was at Brass Tax and they accused me of paying with a fake $50, which is so ridiculous because I’ve never paid anyone with a $50 real or fake. I get all my money out of an ATM like most people, so I never even see a $50. But they insisted.”

“So then what happened?”

“Nothing. That’s the thing. I was like ‘Do you want me to leave? Do you want me to give you $50?’ And they were like ‘No, we just want to accuse you of stealing the money.’ So I sat there, finished my drink, and then left.”