I looked at this man and he beckoned me over with his eyes. He shook my hand and said, “Can I borrow $5?”
“What’s you name?”
“Luigi.”
“I’m Garry, how long you been in New York?”
“I’m born and raised here, I’m 96.”
“I bet you have some wisdom, got any advice for me?”
“You married?”
“No.”
“Get married. You owe me $5.”