“Are you a couple?”
Him – “No, we’re cousins. We’re each others oldest friends.”
Her – “We’ve been through all our different phases of growing up.”
“I bet you have a lot of funny stories from when you were younger.”
Her – “Yeah, one time when we were little we staged a protest marching around the living room in front of our parents yelling "ITETGTS.”
“What’s that mean?”
Her – “It’s too early to go to sleep.”