“Hey there! I like your style and-”
Her – “You want to take our picture?”
“Exactly.”
Her – “You’re not gonna ask us for money or something like that are you?”
“Nope, it’s for my blog.” (I show her the FB page on my phone)
Her – “Oh okay, this is legit.”
“Yep, it’s legit.”
Her – “Ok, our caption should be ‘First Date’.”

“First date huh? How’d you meet?”
Her – “Match.com”
“Right on, and how’s the date going?
Her – "Pretty good. We just swung by an art opening.”
“Did you like the art?”
Her – “…”
Him – “There was a little nudity, she didn’t like that.”
Her – “…”
Him – “It was boobs and bush-”
Her – “This conversation is over.”