“What makes you happy?”
“I like to exercise, decorate my house, do landscaping in my yard. I really like when I find the little stupid caterpillars on my tomatoes so I can pull them off and throw them over my fence. They are some fucked up motherfuckers, they eat your tomatoes. They get in your tomatoes and you don’t even know they’re there. You cut into a perfectly good tomato and the fucker is right there like ‘Fuck you.’ They’re assholes.”

Dijon

July 22, 2014