“How long you two been together?”
Him – “7, 8 months. Something like that.”
“How’d you get together?”
Her – “I was walking down the street and he asked to take some pictures of me.”
Him – “I didn’t ask though.”
Her – “Oh yeah, he was just like ‘Hey, lemme take some pictures’ and I just threw my stuff down without asking his name’. Then he bought me alcohol.”
“What’s your favorite thing about her?”
Him – “Her legs.”
Her – “You don’t want to say anything about my personality?”
Him – “Your legs.”
“What’s your favorite thing about him?”
Her – “He keeps me calm.”