“You two look super stoked! Where does your attraction lie?”
Him – “Our attraction lies in having the same roots. We have punk rock in us. Yoga in us. Balance in life. We try to do things that are enlivening and balancing. Concerts, yoga-“
Her – “Healthy eating-“
Him – “Sex-“
Her – “Lots of sex”
Him – “Not as much sex as we would like but…sex.”
“Why not as much sex as you’d like?”
Him – “I’m a busy terrible business man…I need to take more time for sex with this woman.”
Her – “Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!”