Him – “We’ve been together almost a year and a half.”
“How’d you get together?”
Him – “She hates this.”
Her – “We met outside a bar in the Marina.”
Him – “I had an undercut that was completely buzzed and she had one too, so I just made some comment about that.”
Her – “He was like ‘Oh, we have the same haircut’.”
Him – “And that was it.”
“Did you feel like you liked him right away or did it take awhile to get to know each other?”
Him – “My text game’s on point.”
Her – “Yeah, texting did it.”