“What’s the craziest thing that happened to you this weekend?”
“I can’t even remember! I think I blacked out. The craziest thing I’ve done in general is partying for 40 hours straight without sleeping. New Years Eve and New Years day, then breakfast of champions, then survivors dinner.”
“That sounds fun.”
“Oh! And I’m cutting Sam Smith’s boyfriends hair! He contacted me…I guess he found me on Instagram.”
“Dope! What’s your Instagram?”
“@jeffersonmosquera”.