“How’d you two get together?”
Her – “I was married and looking for a job, he interviewed me for where he worked and I was like, ‘This hottie, I’ve gotta be with him’ . My husband was a real big jerk. And since then it’s been us.”
Him – “That’s exactly how it happened. She texts me out the blue one day-“
Her – “About the beach-“
Him – “about the beach, we went out one night, had a good time, she broke it off with him and we’ve been together ever since.”