“Do you remember what it felt like when you first connected?”
Him – “Oh absolutely, pretty much she walked into a bar and I got the wind knocked out of me. I lost it the second I saw her. To the point that I was staring at my buddy who was sitting next to her, waiting for him to get up so I could talk to her. As soon as he did I went over and was like, ‘Oh hello’ or whatever cheesy horrible game I threw at her.”
Her – “It was very cheesy.”
Him – “But it worked!”
Her – “It did work.”
“What’d he say?”
Her – “Within the first 10 minutes of us talking he said, ‘It’s just my goal in life to be a good husband and father’.”
Him – “I think I heard her ovaries sing.”
Her – “I was like, ‘First of all you can’t possibly be for real, and second of all…what?!? How many times have you said that to girls’?”
Him – “And I told her, ‘Never in my life’. Which was true. And now she’s soon to be my wife.”