“How long have you lived in San Francisco?
“I’m visiting actually, my folks live out here. I’m from New York.”
“Nice to get away to the west coast huh?”
“No actually, I don’t like it here. I like the east coast way better.”
“What do you like about the east coast?”
“The sarcasm, people are just too friendly here.”
“Oh yeah…”
“Yeah…”
“Well fuck you!”
“Fuck you too!”
“Have a good one.”
“You too.”