“We’ve been going out about a month-ish.”

Her – “On our first date he invited me to an open mic night and when I got there he was like, ‘Do something!’ so I got up on stage and told a story. People were laughing with me instead of at me so that as ”
“What was the story?”
Her – “It was about getting there. I missed the bus so I was worried that I was going to stand him up. Another bus pulled up and the driver said, ‘Come on, I’ll take you where you need to go’ which is weird because Muni doesn’t work like that. Apparently if the bus says ‘ask driver for terminal’ you can flag it down and if they’re going in the same direction as you they’re supposed to pick you up and take you where you need to go. It was great, it was a fairy godmother moment.”