“Are you two a couple?”
Her – “No.”
“Brother and sister?”
Him – “No.”
“You look so in sync though.”
Her – “We just always run into each other randomly. He told me I had good style.”
Him – “When ran into each other when I was walking my roommates dog, I didn’t tell her it was my roommates dog at first, and we started walking together, she picked up her dog and then we got to Dolores Park-”
Her – “-and then he had this confession-”
Him – “-I was like ‘hey, I have to tell you something…this is not my dog. I have a feeling we’re gonna hang out again so I want you to know this is not my dog’.”