“We met at church in Bombay 30 years ago.”
“Did you have an arranged marriage?”
“Yes, but my son did not. He married someone he met at a western university.”
“How do you feel about that?”
“Okay, I don’t feel anything. As long as they are happy I am happy.”

“What’s the secret to having a relationship that can last so long?”
“No secret.”
“What’s one of your favorite things about your wife?”
“There is no particular favorite.”