“Do you know any jokes?”
“I’ll tell you my favorite Paul Mooney joke: Little Timmy goes into the kitchen, his mom’s making a chocolate cake. She says, ‘Here Timmy you can lick the bowl.’ He’s happy and puts the icing all over his face then says, ‘Look mom I’m black!’ She spanks him and says, ‘We don’t talk like that in this house you little racist. Go see your father!’ Timmy walks to his dad and says ‘Look dad I’m black!’ Dad smacks half the chocolate off his face and tells him ‘Go to your grandfather you little racist!’ Timmy goes to his grandfather and before Timmy says anything his grandfather smacks the other half of the chocolate off his face and says ‘Go to your mother.’ He gets back to his mother she says, ‘Well Timmy, what have you learned?’ and he says, ‘I’ve only been black five minutes and I already hate you white motherfuckers’.”