“How long y’all been together?”
Him – “20 years, 20 minutes, 3 months.”
Her – “We met at a concert in March, but we were married in 1792.”
“What’s your favorite thing about her?”
Him – “She’s awesome. She makes me laugh, and she’s beautiful. She has an amazing demeanor. She’s the best. She’s so gorgeous too…look at her.”
Her – “I love the way he loves me.”