“Are you a couple or just acting partners?” 

Her – “We’re a couple.” 

“You seem perfect for each other. How long you been dating?” 

Him – “About 3 months, no arguments.” 

Her – “Well…arguments that we work out.” 

Him – “I can’t even remember one argument.” 

Her – “Well not like throwing stuff.” 

Him – “That’s the type of arguments I’m used to.”